Somewhere on this blog I wrote that I long for the day when Alex Rodriguez takes the home run title away from Barry Bonds because, despite the fact that their both big jerks, at least it would be less fraudulent if Rodriguez has the title.
Well, eff me. Baseball is so stat-driven, this cannot be allowed to continue. I now advocate for a massive purge of all quasi-suspected suspicious performance-enhancing drug users from baseball and the record books by an impartial robotic commissioner-overlord, who can also travel through time.
