hatin on billy

I agree with Nick, although I do hate Springstein - or however he spells it - and deservedly so making me sit through his wife's guitar playing tomfoolery when Stevie van Zandt's standing right there on stage - come on Bruce - seriously?!?!?! WTF?????? Lick my hairy balls Bruce. your wife will never be anywhere near as good as Stevie. You dick. That's like Robert Hazard pretending he's legit. Get her off the stage and let the talent play. Come on.

Also, Billy Joel is okay by me. And I like Allentown and the Nor'easter Alexa or whatever it's called.

Dear Slaps,

re: hating on bj

That's a really venomous piece. I think the dude is one of those 70's intellectual hippies who over-identified with Bob Dylan, and as a consequence focused his ire on the sellout (in his mind) anti-Dylans of his age: Billy Joel. It's like how Springsteen fans hate Bon Jovi and vice versa, or the same with Metallica and Megadeth. Maybe one day I'll be adept enough at douchebaggery to write pop culture put-downs for Slate. Watch out, Alan Thicke, I'm coming for you!

The weirdest cover album since Pat Boone

Also, red cummerbunds. I can't really endorse the music, but the chorus of 'we don't need another hero' rocks me pretty hard.

Edit: It gets weirder. They've got a speed metal version of Don't Stop Believing and something that they call but isn't necessarily Take on Me.

Hating the pianoman

This guy really hates Billy Joel.

For realz

So, nobody told me Slaps up and raned for the Florida House of Representatives. Born in 1959! Who knew. Although, this would explain the claim of gay sex in the 1980s.

Hope and Change (and also some German dudes you might recognize):

Uhh...

...this weekend?

Deeeelish!

Ever wondered what 2 lbs of sausage wrapped in 2 lbs of bacon looks like? Wonder no more....

Bert when are we making this?

What a fine, fat boy you are!

I was running at the gym and they had The View on a TV in front of me with the sound off. Ann Coulter was on the panel, and because of her movements and mannerisms, all I could think of was this scene. The part I'm talking about is at about 1:20.

What kind of sick bitch takes...

...your kidney (and then cheats on you).