I must admit...

...I am envious although we have John Bolton coming here Tuesday.

JRB for SCotUS

Oh Bert, you KNOW she'll always be my girl.

Also, I need to rub it in that I'm going to see Douglas Ginsberg talk next week. Fantastic!

Some of you will bristle...

...but this is some common sense from an uncommon lady.

I had the opportunity to hear her speak here at W&L last year. She has a wonderful grasp on American political and intellectual history. We could use more judges like her.

Gay Australian men are more interesting than gay American men

This is no ineffective werewolf story, but it's pretty entertaining. I had to read the first paragraph 3 times before I fully grasped what was said. Fan-tastic!

A is A

Is the whole world on crazy pills?!?

Animal rights wackos/environmentalists want to kill a baby polar bear in the zoo??? WTF? I mean, Jesus Christ! I say wait till the bear is older then feed these assholes to the bear. Go Knut the polar bear!

"Just call me Captain Toke!"

I just have to brag that Doulglas Ginsburg (who would have been the best Supreme Court Justice EVER if not for that asshole Bill Bennett) is giving a talk at CWRU on 4/4. Cooooool!!

Re: I am manlier than you....

It's only sexual harrasment if it's unwanted. Just like rape. And your terrible at not doing that as well.

I am manlier than you and that's a fact.

Apparently calling someone a sissy or a wuss is sexual harassment. In which case, I sexually harass everyone all the time, because compared to me everyone IS a wuss.

For a good laugh...

...go here. Warning! Vulgarity. Not that any of you care.

I also "have powers"

Courtesy of John, here is the BEST news article i'll ever read. Wait, here's the headline:

Ineffective werewolf faces drug charges

Real news story. Not The Onion. Enjoy.

Someone to vote for finally?

Go Newt! I know we have Ron Paul, but I could only vote for him in protest, slaps.