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Bert: what the hell is going in Virginia???

Not the party of the common man...

...as George Will points out.

I am no populist, and as it turns out, Democrats aren't either. (We do have something in common!) It seems they empathize with the working man only as long as it doesn't involve capitalism.

Full disclosure: I love Wal-Mart and go there an average of twice a week.