See, just now. I had to look up Enya on iTunes to make sure I spelled it right in creating that carefully crafted burn. And when listening to the samples, I thought, "I can see myself listening to this."
So my vagina isn't any more (or less) sandy than yours.
Speaking of vaginas (loosely [baz-ing!]) you have to spend a good amount of time familiarizing yourself with this drink and its disturbingly sexy commercials: Orangina!