Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
New Mars Volta!!
On a trip in Jerusalem, Rodriguez-Lopez purchased an archaic ouija-type talking board at a curio shop as a gift for Bixler-Zavala. They would return to their tour bus after shows to play with it during their 2006 tour with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, as it quickly became the band's post-show ritual. Dubbed "The Soothsayer", the board revealed stories, gave names and made demands, as the band was contacted by three different people who appeared in the form of one, whom was then referred to as "Goliath".
Midway through the recording sessions, Rodriguez-Lopez buried "The Soothsayer" as an attempt to undo the curse and halt the unforeseen tragedies, who ended the ordeal by swearing never to give away the whereabouts of its burial, and also asking the band not to speak of it again during the remainder of the album's production.
Needless to say, I am very excited.
Best of 2007?
Friday, December 28, 2007
For Kris, John Boorman's ridiculous ideas for LOTR
Anyway, here's the long entry on what Boorman's ridiculous LoTR might have been like, from an interview with one of Boorman's chief collaborators:
The adaption is also highly creative and inventive (ideas which Pallenberg still hopes to use in some other epic project). The history of Middle-earth is told in an interesting way, although the writer would do it differently today. "I devised kind of a Kabuki play in which the story of Sauron and the creation of the rings was explained to a gathering in Rivendell. [Reading the script] 'A play has begun. The stage is the table (a huge round table). The acting is stylized, emphatic. As in Kabuki Theater, the costumes are flamboyant, and symbolize beings and entities of Middle-earth.' In other words, with this device, we tried to simplify the backstory. But I think if I were to revisit the scene now, I would think of a faster way of doing it."
New material for the dwarf Gimli came from Pallenberg's fondness for the character. "I remember liking him a lot. I knew quite a bit about Wagner's operas and the German literature. I was sympathetic to him, and I tried to work him in wherever I could. I believe it was I who came up with idea where they bury Gimli in a hole, throw a cape on him, and beat him up to utter exhaustion to retrieve his unconscious ancestral memory." This ancient knowlege allows Gimli to know the word for entering Moria, and to find insights about the ancient dwarf kingdom.
Pallenberg contributed another original idea to the Moria sequence. "I had a rather fanciful idea involving these orcs that are slumbering or in some kind of narcotic state. The fellowship runs over them, and the footsteps start up their hearts. John liked that a lot."
He mentioned another change. "There's a duel between the magicians, Gandalf and Saruman. I was inspired by an African idea of how magicians duel with words, which I had read about. It was a way of one entrapping the other as a duel of words rather than special effects flashes, shaking staffs, and all that. I tried to keep away from that a lot, and Boorman did too. [Reads from script]:
GANDALF: Saruman, I am the snake about to strike!
SARUMAN: I am the staff that crushes the snake!
GANDALF: I am the fire that burns the staff to ashes!
SARUMAN: I am the cloudburst that quenches the fire!
GANDALF: I am the well that traps the waters!
"John Boorman and I didn't give too much importance to the Christian component of Tolkien's work. It came across as a tad heavy-handed at times. It is a story of redemption, and that seemed to be enough."
{jumping ahead to elswhere in Plesset's article}
Pallenberg continued, "Because it had to be one movie, and we couldn't waste time with too many complicated effects, I was an advocate of eliminating all flying creatures. I thought it would make it too rich, and it would depart too much from the ordinary. John Boorman agreed on that. At Minas Tirith, instead of a flying steed, the Nazgul Chief rides a horse that 'seems to have no skin. Its live, raw, bleeding flesh is exposed.' I still have this feeling that the dazzle can take away from the fundamental drama. We always tried to do things on the cheap, simply. When you saw a castle in the distance, it could have been made out of anything, even gleaming, high-voltage transmission towers. You saw those in the distance between the trees and then, suddenly, you were inside it. John Boorman is tremendously clever at that."
{jumping further ahead to the article's concluding paragraph}
The script ends with Gandalf, Frodo, Bilbo, Galadriel, Arwen, and Elrond leaving Middle-earth on a sailing ship. A rainbow arcs over the vessel. Legolas, who is watching from shore with Gimli, says, "Look! Only seven colors. Indeed, the world is failing." "I think that's the ideology of the picture," said Pallenberg. "That is from me, not Tolkien. From a physics standpoint, it's incorrect to say that there could be more than seven colors, but what it's saying is, 'we live in a diminished world.'"
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Oh, thanks, NFL
Except, not.
He had his arm twisted by the senate (Specter in particular), who reminded him that the NFL has an exemption from anti-trust laws that lets them rake in money off of tv contracts. And perhaps that exemption would be revoked if Senator Specter, and the rest of us, didn't get to watch the Patriots play the Giants this Saturday.
And yet look how the arm-twisting is portrayed by sports-patsy ESPN. Football is great for a lot of reasons, but the way that ESPN and other major sports outlets (ahem, Sports Illustrated) are so in bed with the NFL is pretty disgusting.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Happy Xmas
"Our powers are as great as yours, Immortal fool!"
Monday, December 24, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
His Dark Materials
Four or five edits on this post. I need a nap.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Micheal Moore endorses Alan Keyes (in 2000)
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Do you remember laughter?
I look forward to spending this coming coming caturday at the Fairbanks DMV, as, alas my driver's license finally expired. Real-looking ID, here I come! Maybe Santa will be there registering his abandoned boat again.
That Batman trailer really scared me. I don't know if I want to see it. Especially if I'm just going to have nightmares about Heath Ledger-Joker carving my face up with a knife. Jeez.
OMFG PETR JAKSN WTF?!?!?!
New Batman Trailer
Coming soon to America
Monday, December 17, 2007
Billy Squire ridiculousness/gayness
Al Franken Says It's Time to Get Serious
Wow!
Is this why there is a rumor that Billy Squire is gay? Can anyone confirm that outside of this admittedly overwhelming circumstantial evidence.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Too bad my tax dollars didn't fund rock instead
This, on the other hand, should make you happy. I couldn't stop laughing for the first half. Bless you early morning VH1 classic.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Mitchell Report
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Clemens
Boy, that sounds really similar to something I said here before.
Damn I hate being right all the time. It's such a burden.
Kissinger on the NIE and Iran
Money quotes:
"When Iran halted its weapons program and suspended efforts at enriching uranium in February 2003, America had already occupied Afghanistan and was on the verge of invading Iraq, both of which border Iran. The United States justified its Iraq policy by the need to remove weapons of mass destruction from the region. By the fall of 2003, when Iran voluntarily joined the Additional Protocol for Nuclear Non-Proliferation, Saddam Hussein had just been overthrown. Is it unreasonable to assume that the ayatollahs concluded that restraint had become imperative? By the fall of 2005, the American effort in Iraq showed signs of bogging down; the prospects for extending the enterprise into Iran were diminishing. Iranian leaders could have felt free to return to their policy of building up a military nuclear capability -- perhaps reinforced by the desire to create a deterrent to American regional aspirations. They might also have concluded, because the secret effort had leaked, that it would be too dangerous to undertake another covert program. Hence the emphasis on renewing the enrichment program in the guise of a civilian energy program. In short, if my analysis is correct, we could be witnessing not a halt of the Iranian weapons program -- as the NIE asserts -- but a subtle, ultimately more dangerous, version of it that will phase in the warhead when fissile material production has matured. "
...
"I have often defended the dedicated members of the intelligence community. This is why I am extremely concerned about the tendency of the intelligence community to turn itself into a kind of check on, instead of a part of, the executive branch. When intelligence personnel expect their work to become the subject of public debate, they are tempted into the roles of surrogate policymakers and advocates."
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Golden Compass, in depth
The film deliver the things I wanted in a massive war bear fight and Sam Elliott as a aeronaut cowboy. Check. Also, it stayed fairly true to the books in that it did not invent any new scenes, and kept very close to the movement of the original story.
Having read the books, I knew what was going on... but I have to grant that anyone who hasn't would be hopelessly lost as Lyra moves from one culture/society to the next. Jordan College is fairly well established, by after that the movie simply moves too fast to get to know any of these other places. The Gyptians, the Bolvars, the war bears, all detailed cultures get basically no treatment in the movie. Even Ms. Coulter's high society gets very little play.
The movie is rescued from terribleness by its particularly strong casting. Elliott, Kidman, Craig... but even here I have a gripe. It seems obvious to me that New Line was so intent on creating a new fantasy hit that they artificially tethered the movie to Harry Potter and LotR in rather obvious and stupid ways. Jordan College, in a dinner scene, strongly resembles Hogwarts. Christopher Lee shows up for the briefest of cameos. And I'm pretty sure that an original voice actor's performance as Iorek was overwritten in favor of Ian McKellan. As a fan of the source material, I can't help but feel a bit betrayed by New Line's shameless hit-mongering.
SPOILER, sort of
Finally, there is a fatal, fatal flaw that both fans of the books and anyone who sees the movie cannot fail to notice. The ending. In the books, the ending is dramatic and powerful, as Asriel (who is not at all a good guy, after all he is playing the part of Satan in Pullman's version of Paradise Lost) sacrifices Lyra's friend Roger to open rifts to other worlds. Lyra is betrayed and awakened to this new reality. It's an ending that would have served as both a cliffhanger for the next film and closure to her adventures in her own world.
Instead, the movie ends several chapters earlier, with Lyra and Roger in Scoresby's airship, heading north towards the lights and essentially begging for a sequel. This is a wimpy, awful ending. Unforgivable, I think.
And it's unfortunate, because Compass is without doubt the most cinematic and much better positioned for a transition to film than the other two books. I don't think the director deserves to do the rest of the books, and in my mind the only thing that could rescue this film is releasing a longer version (the movie is under two hours, it needed 30-40 minutes more all around) that includes the ending from the books.
Probably won't happen, but there is a kind of precedent with Oliver Stone's Alexander. After the first version bombed so bad, Stone recut a longer version that most critics agreed was significantly better. And if the movie 'bombs' (it may not meet expectations, but it will probably recoup its expenses), maybe there will be enough groundswell of fan disapproval and incentive to release a longer, better version on DVD.
Friday, December 07, 2007
3 Reasons To be Excited for Golden Compass
3) Sam Elliot
2) The prospect of tussling with protesters either inside or outside of the theater.
1) Armored War Bears.
Also, rumor has it that Philip Pullman originally wanted Samuel L. Jackson to play Lee Scoresby? WTF?!
Interesting, but I'm glad they went with Elliot.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Just how many miles can YOU walk in my Air Force Ones?
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Monday, December 03, 2007
Unpremeditated
Now, who writes state laws? State legislators. Not always the sharpest tools in the shed, let alone great students of English. Perhaps that's what the statute calls a lesser degree of murder. Or perhaps it is just the way the police distinguished it from premeditated murder aka 1st degree murder and other names signifying the conscious intent of the offender was exactly what resulted from his act.
Buckeyes #1? WTF? College football is bad
Saturday, December 01, 2007
Legal jargon???
Unpremeditated murder. "Unpre-" Bert is this actual law speak or is it just the AP suckin balls?
And for the record, is the "pre" even necessary? If a murder is meditated, doesn't that imply thought went into it?
Friday, November 30, 2007
Education
And it's even worse in my department for grad students. It's basically impossible to fail out of this place which pisses me off for two reasons: (1) it's devaluing my doctorate having clueless people graduating at the same "level" as I do (this is the more important of the two) and (2) I hate these people to begin with, so I'm all for removing them from any possible setting where I have to talk to them. I think the idea of education as a right is more prominent at this level because we are being paid to be here, not paying. I think this makes a huge difference a the undergrad level vs. grad level (I know not all departments are paid like we are, but either way the end result is the same: n00bs getting degrees they don't deserve and haven't really earned). It reminds me of Angrybot when he fires his students from school. I wish that would start happening.
A sensible thought...
Well said, Prof. Larson
I think I agree with most of what you said. You are exactly right about knowledge and learning making the student free, hence "liberal education." I'm not as sure what you mean by there cannot be non-politicized education, but I have an idea.
I don't think higher education is about "raising students consciences" and inciting them to political action. In that sense it doesn't have to be politicized. Education should serve the purpose of instilling a civic-mindedness and responsibility as you said. If that is what you mean by politicized then I agree.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
"We don't need no education...."
I agree there are “too many people in college,” but only in a sense. I don’t believe higher education should be exclusionary, in the sense that it is inaccessible to people who want access to it. Knowledge and literacy are the only weapons that can actually make people free, and they should be available to everyone. So I don’t buy into any theoretical limitations on how may should be there. Ideally the whole civilization should desire, pursue, and attain a “higher” education (admittedly, a slippery term).
I think there are “too many,” though, in the sense that not all of the bodies occupying seats in the academy are really there for that “higher” education itself, but for some other reason. Sowell rightly points out several of these. We can all relate to this from our AU days as well as any post-graduate studying we may have done.
It’s no big secret that the academy has been drifting steadily and inexorably from an enlightening/enriching model to an industrial/corporate training model for decades (1970 was the last time more than half of college students had liberal arts majors). But the situation has shifted so far toward “training good little workers” that traditional educational goals—critical thinking, moral reflection, civic responsibility—seem antiquated and irrelevant to the culture at large. I imagine that even in the Middle Ages, university students resented having to study certain subjects. But a huge portion of the students I teach honestly think history, philosophy, political science, foreign language, literature, and art courses are just ploys by the university to get their money (not coincidentally, those students usually only produce the most superficial, banal work). Perhaps things look a bit worse to me because of where I’m working: KSU-Tuscarawas is a remote, rural branch that only has a handful of majors, all of which are “vocational.” (That’s not to say I don’t get some absolutely awesome students—most of whom are non-traditional students with full time jobs and families—but core classes are generally looked at with raised eyebrows.)
There’s evidence things aren’t much different elsewhere. John Sperling, CEO of the company that brought you University of Phoenix, offers this enlightened assessment: “This is a corporation […] Coming here is not a rite of passage. We are not trying to develop [students’] value systems or go in for that ‘expand their minds’ bullshit.” If this ethos is representative of our view of higher ed, then it’s no wonder so many students are simply keeping seats warm (and trying to get laid, or playing Warcraft all day in the dorm, or whatever).
Maybe this is the problem: the intrinsic “value” of an education is self-evident to those who have one, but it’s a tough sell to those who don’t already see it. Nearly all of the messages we are bombarded with appeal to instant gratification and transient pleasure. Contemplating Plato’s Philosopher King or identifying with Hamlet’s indecision aren’t easily packaged in those terms, so why bother with them? Since I’m just going to be a nurse, thinking about Federalism is a waste of my time.
I really think that if students could pay the fee and pick up a degree at a drive-thru, they would. I think it sucks.
(And there has never been, nor can there ever be, a “non-politicized” education.)
You're a big tool if...
Like this: "I took a week off for a beach vacay at the Outer Banks but I couldn't go because my new tat got infected and the doctors had to cut off my arm."
Of this, there can be no dispute.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
RIP
And there's this:
Also, I watched this: :(
What's that you say?
But anyway, here you go. From a recent column:
Apparently there are still one or two holdouts who decline to prostrate themselves before Al Gore. As ABC reporter David Wright fretted, “Even the Nobel Prize is not going to be enough to silence the naysayers . . .”
Ah, so true. Say what you like about Al’s predecessor in the pantheon of glory, the late Yasser Arafat, but there was a guy who knew how to silence naysayers and, when he needed to, he didn’t leave it to the luster of his Nobel.
Harry Reid is pathetic
Here is a humorous take.
Too many people in college?
However, I don't know how harmful it is. This dovetails with one of Allan Bloom's arguments as well. I think it has been destructive of the core purpose of universities just as politicization of education has. College is a place to spend a few fun years, get a degree, and hopefully a job rather than a detached center of learning, somewhat independent and separate from the commerical and political world. It is now higher learning only in the sense that it is a higher level than high school not in the sense that the learning somehow transcends practicality.
Any thoughts?
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Drive with God
Actors, warts, etc
This makes me a happy man. I didn't actually read the article because the subtitle and picture are enough for me.
As for the tree man, I just want to point out that he has a daughter. So someone slept with Warty McTree. I'm going to go vomit.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
My Thanksgiving Message to Actors: STFU
I give you Ray Winstone, the motion-captured face of the new Beowulf movie (which, by the way, shouldn't actually be called Beowulf but actually Neil Gaiman's Olde Timey Englishe Monsterre Rompe): "I had the beauty of not reading the book, which I understand portrays Beowulf as a very one-dimensional kind of character - a hero and a warrior and that was it. I didn't have any of that baggage to bring with me."
Excuse me, fuck you. I don't want to hear how you were liberated from the restrictions of the source material so you could bring 'depth' to the character. Especially when the source material is one of the most venerated and studied pieces of writing in the English language. Read the book, and put it on screen. Is that so much to ask? Apparently it is.
I remember David Wenham (the guy who played Faramir in Lord of the Rings) saying something very similar... 'Faramir's such a flat character, too good and honest and whatnot, totally boring to play on-screen!' to paraphrase loosely. Piss off, dude. You don't have to turn every freaking thing you do into Fucking Streetcar Named Goddamn Desire. Stop dicking with the source material so you can show off your range.
If the character's flat, play the flat character and STFU.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Too late...
I agree with you on Huckabee, except that I hate almost ALL of his positions. But he at least seems like a guy you could have a beer with and talk about the Stones (one of his favorite bands). The only other candidate you could say that about would be McCain (and probably Obama).
Chuck Norris *and Ric Flair?!
This is kind of like Family Guy/American Dad winning the best recurring guest roles award with Adam West and Patrick Stewart. Both are awesome, but most of the time neither actually makes for a better episode.
Joking aside, I kind of like Huckabee. Other than the fact that I think he'd make a terrible president, he seems fairly honest, and he's one of the least boring candidates to watch.
Re: Holy Crap
Dr Simon Braddy, University of Bristol said, "This is an amazing discovery. We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies, but we never realised, until now, just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were.
Monster millipedes! Super-sized scorpions! Colossal cockroaches! And... err.... uhh.... damn-big dragonflies? Disastrous? Double-packed? Diabolical? Hey, kids, pay attention to science, we got giant bugs! Hello? Anyone there?? Hellooooooooooooo?!?!
Holy crap
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Awesomeness
Monday, November 19, 2007
Re: Belichick
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Football Night in America
Friday, November 16, 2007
Album recommendation
And for the record, I don't hate the lolcats, John just somehow manages to pick the most annoying ones possible. Most of them are pretty funny.
Also, the new Gram Parsons archive release has a cover of the Everly Brothers ("When will I be loved") that is also pretty awesome. If anybody else knows who Gram Parsons is.
They call me Dr. Law...
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Bonds
Bert, show us them sexy legal brains and sort this out.
Warren Buffett Sucks
I had heard about Buffett and Berkshire Hathaway's practice of leaching off the estate tax scheme a couple years ago, and saw this article yesterday that also touched on the life insurance aspect of this leaching.
Buffett buys up smaller companies upon the death of their owners when the families and estates cannot afford to keep the companies going because of estate taxes. Further, Buffet is in the life insurance business. Since life insurance is tax free to beneficiaries, people put their wealth in insurance instead of more productive vehicles so that it can pass to their families instead of being confiscated by the government.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Bloom and bicycles
Most of us like rock n roll, and like you, Nick, I have trouble with that chapter. Bloom took a lot from Plato there, and he makes a forceful argument. I think we just can't bear the thought of giving up the music we like, and we probably won't even if we come to grips with Bloom.
Glad to hear you used the book in class. It is one of the best polemical/philosophical books I've read. There is a lot of difficult stuff in it, but it is a good read.
Monday, November 12, 2007
My new favorite coach
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Bloom
I used some sections of it (those specifically pertaining to the university and its roles and functions) in my freshmen classes this semester, and I think it was effective... the students, now approaching the end of their first semester, have uncovered a trouble paradox. The university, they unanimously agree, is there to prepare them for their careers--and yet the university teaches nothing that is directly useful to a majority those careers, and very little that is indirectly useful. What, then, are they doing there? (I've asked that question repeatedly this semester... sometimes rhetorically, sometimes in frustration.) They can find no answer except the cynical one, the degree they earn is simply a prerequisite for their career of toil and drudgery. Since I'm teaching a comp class and not a class on Bloom we don't have time to read more than a few selections, but at least they are asking questions.
I've read Steyn's piece on Bloom a couple of times and, in conjunction with Bloom's chapter on music, I have a really tough time with it. I like rock music... I like playing it, as I can, I like listening to it, I like watching it live. I enjoy listening to it while I drive or run, and I like putting it on in the background while I'm doing other things. Does this place my soul in jeopardy? As I read Bloom, he thinks that it does. And there are many legitimate points there... as it pertains to the sexual nature of rhythm and violent/stupid/pointless lyrics. But Steyn goes so far (maybe echoing Bloom) as to lump the music in with the musicians, when that separation is key. Just ask Bert when Eddie Vedder was tearing G.W. Bush masks in two on stage in '04. What would Bloom say about an internet and itunes that lets anyone grab any song they like? There's no need to invest in the artist, to discover who he/she is, their sexual history, how they act on stage, their politics. There's only one music personality, I think, who has nearly perfectly melded his off-stage persona (or character, even) to the experience of producing his music, and that is Bono, but I've gotten pretty far afield. Suffice it to say, Bloom's music chapter is really tough, and I still don't know how to think about it.
Friday, November 09, 2007
Mostly South Park
As for this week's episode, I didn't think it was as similar to the WoW episode as you. I thought it was more a parody of rock bands/musicians (Behind the Music) and the fact that the kids thought game was cool, the actual music not so much. I mean, they kept making heroin jokes (chasing the dragon was fantastic).
I used to watch the Fox sunday cartoon/whatever block, but i really don't care that much anymore. With the exception of King of the Hill, which I still think is the superior sunday show (right now).
Re: Green Week
As for South Park... combining last night's episode (Guitar Hero was the theme) with the World of Warcraft one, I think the message is that if you a play a game too much you're a douche? I'm mean, sure, I buy the message, but this is what you come up with given the subject matter? A bit lame. But it is funny to see how the parent companies implicitly play along while the show skewers their games and the people who play them (Blizzard helped the South Park guys make the warcraft episode, and it seems to me the Guitar Hero folks helped with last night's, or at least they ran a commercial spot during it).
Coupled with the the Imagination Trilogy of the past month, it doesn't seem to me like these guys have much of anything to say anymore.
Increasingly South Park has fallen into two categories, one of which is 'Libertarian moralizing' as someone I can't remember coined it, and the second is immediate quick and dirty cultural/social commentary (as in X event happens on the weekend... we will satirize and spoof it by Thursday night). I sympathize with the former, and sometimes the latter is extremely witty, but neither is really a good vehicle for bringing the funny.
The Closing of the American Mind at 20 years
Cool science
A lab at Harvard fluorescently tagged every neuron in the mouse brain. The result? Cool.
Even better? They're calling the "brainbow mouse."
Re: Green Week
NBC's Green Week
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Holy crap
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Asterisk for Football?
Monday, November 05, 2007
Vince Young (Bert this one's for you)
"Not only has Vince Young not passed for 200 yards in a single game this season...in his last four starts he has thrown for a grand total of 429 yards, 0 touchdowns and 6 interceptions."
Bert, he has 3tds and 8 picks this season. I saw this and thought of you after our conversation yesterday. JB said he made the Pro Bowl last year (not sure - don't remember cuz that's a joke game), but if he did he did it with a 51.5% completion, 12td and 13 picks. I know he's young (pun not intended), but he's very clearly not the reason for the Titans winning.
I think it's safe to say that a dominant (or even decent) QB isn't necessary to win in the NFL. The Titans are doing it in the toughest division (in my opinion) in football with the 2nd lowest rated passer in the league (his 61.5 is only better than Alex Smith).
Kudos to the Titans defense/running game.
Sunday, November 04, 2007
I R stoopid at foosball
Why the NFL is stupid
Saturday, November 03, 2007
NFL gets decided tomorrow
1) Pats win in a blowout (+21 pts or more). I think, unfortunately, this is most likely to happen. And if it does, you can turn off football for the rest of the season. At that point, the only thing that could stop the Pats is a season-ending injury to Brady.
2) Pats win in by 7 to 14 pts. This is almost as bad as option 1. If they dominate the Colts but don't run up the score, then the effect is nearly the same. Again, nothing stopping them at this point except Brady getting hurt.
3) Colts win in a squeeker. From a football fan's PoV, this is probably the best thing that could happen. It builds drama and sets up a titanic rematch in the AFC championship game, at which point you can then ignore the superbowl completely, just like last year.
4) Colts win in a blowout. Heh. Even if this were to occur, I think it tracts the same as 3. The Pats seem so otherworldly that even a blowout against them here could be channeled into 'motivation' or some other stupid analyst-speak quantity for the AFC championship game. But this seems really unlikely to me.
5) Pats jet crashed on the way to Indy, an unknown team of hardscrabble and over-the-hill replacements dons the Patriots uniforms, discovers that the original team made a deal with Satan, repudiates this deal and loses by a field goal to Indy, but at the same time earns the respect of Peyton Manning and millions of television viewers. Hardscrabble replacement QB reconciles with his amputee wife at the end. Hey, wanna see my screenplay?
Friday, November 02, 2007
WOW
Supermice
That being said, the lab that made them is in my department (Biochemistry) right down the hall from me and the data is kind of exciting. However, I know from talking to Richard Hanson (and other members of his lab) that there are all kinds of other phenotypes these mice display that were too complex to report. These mice are apparently VERY agressive, among other abnormal behavorial phenotypes, all of which are hard to pin down due to their complex natures. That being said, it is a very artificial system from which to draw important physiological conclusions. But also, it is very cool.
This is kinda neat
Case's Super Mice
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Why Football is Tops in My Book
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Coach of the year
Monday, October 29, 2007
Paul Krugman
Hating winners
catching up with the blog
2. Thanks for the kind Congratulations, JB.
3. No thanks for your silly sports commentary, JB.
a. Browns didn't really give up much to get Quinn. Most people thought it was fortuitous that he was still around at that point in the draft. Miami fans were pissed when the Dolphins took Ginn over him. I'm not saying that Quinn is good--I thought he and ND were way overated as the Buckeyes proved in the 2006 bowl game--but it would have been very hard to pass on him at the time. Let me remind you that you were not praising Anderson in the pre-season or at any prior time when he played.
b. How can a team that sweeps the world series be overpaid? Looks like their paychecks are deserved to me. Which brings me to...
... 4. Hating winners. I understand resentment toward successful teams. However, it is a sign of weakness--of the self and of one's preferred team--to hate others for their success. It is good for sports to have a healthy dislike for ones rivals, but hating winners demonstrates thier power over you and your deficient character. Have righteous contempt for unseemly and unsportsmanlike behavior, but do not hate teams for beating you. Respect it, and get better.
5. I missed games 5 and 6 of the Indians-BoSox series. From what I can tell, that was a good thing. In the games I watched, however, I did not come to the conclusion that Wedge couldn't manage. The most I could fault him with was playing Amerian league style instead of bunting or running in a few situations which is hardly a fault in the AL. The Bottom line is Indians stars did not show up. Sizemore, Hafner, Sabathia, and Carmona did not perform. Don't blame Wedge.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Football
Brady's a penis
Saturday, October 27, 2007
HGH
HGH vs steroids
Friday, October 26, 2007
Byrd
Congratulations, BMG
Congratulations, Bert-I am proud to be your friend.
JB
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Byrd
1. Bonds has taken way more than HGH.
2. Bonds has lied about it.
3. Bonds trainer when to jail.
4. Byrd was recovering from a devastating injury that nearly ruined his career, that is when he developed that crazy windup. Byrd was using it under prescription and stopped before baseball even banned it.
5. I don't care that Babe Ruth womanized and Ty Cobb was a jerk. That didn't affect the way the game is played. I mean, Michael Irvin got into the Football Hall of Fame, and he is the worst person ever to live.
Byrd
America
Count me confused. I hope we continue our "dialogue" with Iran to "persuade" them not to develop a nuke-bomb. I am sure they will "promise" not to use it on Israel.
I am not necessarily talking invasion-but no "democratic" experiment in Iraq can possibly work with these two countries on its borders. What is the point, I say, do something right or do it not at all. Iraq will not spread democracy in the Mid-East simply by exisiting.
I see no hope in the foreign policy-knuckleheads now running for President. Going to be a long year.
Derek Anderson
Reasons:
1. Derek Anderson is steady as she goes. Quinn is wound tight.
2. Derek Anderson can throw it farther and faster-period.
3. Derek Anderson is much taller.
4. Derek Anderson isn't a media, endorsement, photo-shoot whore.
5. Derek Anderson doesn't charge $75 for his autograph, unlike his No. 2.
6. But, Browns management is too stupid to realize this and will play Quinn because they gave up so much to get him even though it is impossible for Quinn to play better than Anderson has played this year. Dumb.
Paul Byrd
Why the Football Gods Will Curse the Patriots
It goes a little over the top, but I have to say the premise is convincing. I have come to believe that all the talking about "team" and the assertion that the Pats pay no attention to "stats, touchdowns and points" is a bunch of mularkey. This team is exactly the opposite of what it pretends to be. It is selfish, arrogant, feels entitled, condescending, haughty and worst of all-unsportsmanlike. And it starts with the trifecta of ugly sportsmanship, that is, Belichick, Vrabel, Harrison, Brady and Moss. Obviously, the Patriots don't really care about team and character and all that crap they spew if they are going to sign Randy Moss in the first place. Yes, he is having a monster year, and yes he is a great wide receiver. But, he is still a gigantic gigantic piece of trash. A complete waste of a human being, of not value except for the ability to leap and catch footballs. But, his indiscretions are well documented. Let us move on.
Vrabel is a showboating, dirty, classless, mean and arrogant football player. He doesn't get as much publicity as others on the team, but he hits people low and dirty (ask Drew Bledsoe in the '98 playoffs) and tries to hurt people, much like his lover-buddy Harrison. You don't hear as much about Vrabel because the people he is hurting or diving at are offensive lineman and nobody cares about or sees it. Harrison himself is downright dirty, I wish him nothing but ill.
Belichick is a donkey's nut-sack. Leaving the new cheating scandal aside, for much has been written on that, neverthess Belichick's arrogance is legendary. First of all, he is not a genius. Football does not make men mountains of genius. Bill Belichick does not know more than the next guy about the game of football. His football maxims are trite and ridiculous, and does he actually think we believe his "I misunderstood the rules" line of horse puckey? The league, for its part, is in full damage control mode and won't let out any more information and destroyed much of the accompanying documentation. That leads one to assume there is much more to the story. But even if there isn't, what a sham this man is.
Why are the Pats running up the score every game if they don't care about numbers? What kind of sportmanship is throwing the ball deep down the field when you are up 28 points? I hate this team, this organization. I hate the arrogant coach, I hate the numb-skulled owner, and I hate the pretending to be everything I am not quarterback.
No denying they are good, they are probably the best team in football right now. But that is not why I hate them, I hate them for who they are. They remind me of the Red Sox, that arrogant, over-paid, vain, petulant bunch of pigs that made it to the World Series because Eric Wedge is the worst in-game manager I have ever seen. He is good at managing talent and brining in the right people, but lord's sake he doesn't know how to handle an actual game. Good god.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
You and your damn cats
Saw Porcupine Tree last night, my review here.
Drive-By Truckers tomorrow, Ween thursday.
Busy week.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Tribe part 2
Bungles
You know you're a shitty RB when you can't score against the Bungles. You blow cake Thomas Jones.
RE: good to eat
Indians
PS WHAT THE FUCK CALLIN BYRD OUT FOR STEROIDS WHEN SHILLING AND CLEMENS ARE STILL PITCHING LIKE THAT. I hate major league baseball. Hate.
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Harry Potter news?
Read this ONLY if you've finished Deathly Hallows AND if you want to know who is gay. It's kind of weird, but I don't really think it matters.
And BTW Nick, the Neil Young Archive series is awesome. So far, those 2 albums are my favorite in the NY catalogue and I can't wait for the box set which has been further delayed until Feb last I heard.
Friday, October 19, 2007
A.V. Club's Primer on Neil Young
Anyway, they've got a nice Primer up on Neil Young, which is really helpful for someone like me who's more of a passive Neil Young fan, knowing most of his 'hits,' but really clueless as to where to go next in trying to discover his music.
Do Awards Mean Anything Anymore
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
GOOD TO EAT
No somebody tell me why we don't have any damn Hardee's around here! 2 sausage, ham, bacon, cheese omlettes, hash browns and sausage gravy. Get thee to a Hardee's, posthaste!
From Reason.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Apparently,
BoSox Pitching
Now that I checked the stats, I see that Boston had the best team ERA in the AL (Indians were 3rd), so their bull pen was better than Cleveland's this year. The Indians relievers have pitched fairly well thus far, though. And don't forget, the Indians were 2nd in all of baseball last year in runs scored and 8th this year, so they can put up runs too.
Baseball question
So I don't normally follow baseball (too many games to keep track of, etc) but I watch the Indians occasionally at the bar if they're on. And I've been watching postseason (much easier to keep track of). So here is my question for you who know better. Is Boston's pitching really that bad? As far as I can tell the Indians pitching has smoked Boston, but like I said I really have no idea. I admit Boston's offense is crazy-stupid good. But pitching-wise they have failed to impress me at least.
And I love both The White Stripes and Casey Blake. But that's just hangover talk.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Butt rock 4 lyfe!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Re: I like some of these guys
Scott Stap definitely belongs there... almost every Creed song is laden with a fake and generic spirituality that made them a Christia-rock cross over. Dream Theater, a band that I'm really fond of as you well know, is capable of some remarkably awful (and sometimes whiney) lyrics. For every "Don't Stand so Close to Me" there's a "Synchonicity," and Peart's hit-to-miss ratio is incredibly high, says I.
Oo, random thought. There should be a Terminator Musical, with music by Rush and lyrics by Peart. In fact, there's already quite a few Rush songs you could use in it! Better yet, construct the plot of a Terminator Musical around pre-existing Rush songs. I'm a genius!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I like some of these guys
Guess I missed it,
On baseball, I wish I liked it enough to say semi-intelligent things about it. But I don't, so I'll just let Eric and Bert go to town. I'll just stick to snarky comments and Casey Blakes obvious awesomeness.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Baseball question
Tribe, GRE, and more
2. Borowski scares the hell out of me, but what can we do? Rafael "Right" and Rafael "Left" are needed to set up, and Lewis ain't a closer. As unimpressed as I am that Borowski "...let the league in saves!" (I don't have the numbers, but I wonder where he ranked in blown saves), I guess you gotta dance with who brung ya.
3. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner on the GRE thing, Sifo. (Nick?) The thing I remember being most annoyed by were the Old English translations ("According to the passage, which of the following best describes Breorthgrath's feelings about Thraefthrar's theft of Aethergrog's wooden mace?"). I hope you did well.
4. Um. I don't have any more, I guess.
Re: Game 2
Wait....his wife's named Gorgo? What the hell...and she's played by Headly Lamar?
Did you miss game 2?
Friday, October 05, 2007
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Sifo is...
Fear you not the Doomheralds' Herald of Doom, yet?
Oh, and I'm taking the GRE LIT on Saturday morning. Any tips, Eric?
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Bonds
You used to argue (maybe you still believe this, I dunno) that using such drugs would not actually help a baseball player hit a ball, only allow them to hit it farther. But new studies and personal accounts from players, not to mention the rise in Bonds' overall batting average during a time when most players fall off, contradict this view. The reaction time, the speed with which a player can turn on a ball, in addition to overall power, are all improved by these drugs.
And it scores you no points to argue that Ruth was an alcoholic womanizer and Ty Cobb a dick--none of these things has a direct impact on the game as it is played. The game changes and none of the external conditions are ever the same. This isn't science. But Bonds has been allowed to persist in his pursuit of the game's most cherished record in spite of the evidence surrounding his use of substances to achieve precisely that goal. Frankly, I wish that more people would have stood up to him, ala Curt Schilling. I wish that as he approached the record pitchers would have refused to pitch to him. He is a shameful disgrace, and his presence in baseball diminishes the game each time he plays.
As much as I think A-Rod is a douche, I'm rooting for him to surpass Bonds and take the all time home run leader record.
(And for the record, I do think that it is a vicious double standard that Bonds bears the brunt of all the steroid talk and Roger Clemens gets none, despite the fact that he is also huge and experienced is huge improvement in his stats in the later years [starting with his time as a Blue Jay], when most pitchers are falling off.)