My favorite part from that link is the way the excited scientist can't quite complete his chain of alliteration.
Dr Simon Braddy, University of Bristol said, "This is an amazing discovery. We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies, but we never realised, until now, just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were.
Monster millipedes! Super-sized scorpions! Colossal cockroaches! And... err.... uhh.... damn-big dragonflies? Disastrous? Double-packed? Diabolical? Hey, kids, pay attention to science, we got giant bugs! Hello? Anyone there?? Hellooooooooooooo?!?!