Schrodinger's Cat = Not clever

I know I've mentioned this before, but in the literary circles I sometimes travel in, some folks think it's especially clever to feature a cat in their stories named Schrodinger. I've seen this no less than half a dozen times, in stories from published writers right down to the hackiest hacks. It's not clever. So stop it. Give your cat a humorously effiminate name like the rest of us honest Americans.