Bert's Orgasm

Didn't do a search Bert...it was an article published in a free paper outside of McNutty's. We stopped to get burgers and glanced through it. Besides, you're missing the whole point...God exists. Just because you can't reach him in your 2.3 minutes (such a republican, anti-Jesus number) doesn't mean that I can't try to forge my own link to God. Although, I'm not sure that pleasing myself is going to get me there.... :O(