Indiana Jones IV

Goodness, this movie was bad. Really, really bad. How could they mess this up? Is the Indy formula that hard to re-create? This movie had no tenison, no wit, no charm, no nothing. It was a tired parade of cliches and half-truths about American life, and way way to science fictiony for me. I can't comprehend the terribleness, I thought Spielberg would modify Lucas's crappy crappiness, but no, it was too powerful. Now I will have to ignore that this movie ever existed when I watch the first three. Depressing. Anger consumes me.