If you're interested, theres a transcript of bin Laden's video here. I haven't gotten through it yet, due in large part to the fact that I have to reread things to figure out what the hell he's trying to say, and even then I'm often unsuccessful. Is this even real? Is he trying to reason with me, personally? Cuz I don't care about global warming or famine in Africa or the Vietnam War; it's a pleasant temperature outside, I've got plenty to eat and it ended thirty years ago. If he really wants to appeal to me, he should work on getting me some Muslim hookers. Burkha's (sp?) are hot.*
*Sexy hot, not temperature hot.