Golf?

Maybe golf would be more exciting if they did allow steroids. And cheating. Imagine how fun that would be! Not the same old boring golf (b o r i n g - Slaps is right, if you put spaces in between letters of words, it totally emphasizes the adjective - maybe it should be in caps too - B O R I N G - just to fully capture how mind-numbingly B O R I N G golf is). I'll bet steroids would be good for golf. Just like they are good for every other sport. Until science allows us to genetically produce superhuman baby gods that will eventually march around the earth wielding giant hammers, hurling lightning, and having titanically competitve sporting events, the best hope we have for physical greatness is steroids. It's not McGwire or Bond's fault that Babe Ruth lived in a time when people were too dumb to know about steroids. Imagine how much more hammerin' ole Hank woulda done juiced up. Someone needs to build a time machine so we can do some tradition-altering science to test this theory out. And don't get me wrong, as great as steroids are (and they clearly are great based on results), I too miss the good old days of fat men hitting homeruns and then going out boozing and whoring. Now THAT'S a tradition worth keeping.