I'm still not sure what to think about this, other than its obvious awfulness:
In 1989 and 1990, the House investigated allegations that members of Congress had sex in the gym’s nap rooms and took late-night skinny dips in its pool.
That's only part of it. Congress has their own fricken gym??? That's funded by taxpayers? Whatever. Something needs to be done about those freeloading waste of space bastards. I'm all fired up about that now.
And, and now somebody wants to remake Revenge of the Nerds? Christ, what's going on?? Why would you remake one of the most perfect movies to come out of the 80s (along with Robocop and Ghostbusters, among others)? Everybody involved in this is stupid.
