You guessed it...abstinence education.
Needless to say, I got no action in high school, so my outrage over this article may be the result of a little bias.
Some kids were caught having an orgy in the school auditorium. The Washington Post somehow thought this comment was relevant:
"Some parents said the matter got them talking to their children in discussions they might not have at Osbourn, where, according to the school system's director of instructional services, Sandy Thompson, health classes focus on abstinence and sexually transmitted diseases but not condoms or contraception."
If only those darned sex ed classes would've included more contraception education we wouldn't have all this public sex.
Ms. Miller, an alumna of the high school, had the most insightful comment:
"Our parents are the ones who had the sexual revolution, so why are they surprised?"
Whose fault is it, you ask? Well it's the abstinence-teaching fundamentalists and the free-lovin' hippies of course.
Sad...
